What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 17:49
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nintendo Switch 2 sales shatters records, most-sold console in 24-hour period - TweakTown
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Jane Birkin’s original Hermès bag goes on sale - CNN
They put up a sign reading
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge
No way
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Study shows that early humans climbed trees and worked with stone - Earth.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Delete Every App On Your Smartphone That’s On This List - Forbes
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dozens of Israeli children develop malignant tumors from sperm donor - The Jerusalem Post
No go.
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Tomatoes Recalled Over 'High Risk of Illness or Death' - Newser
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.